When it actually does work on the second try, the normally PG Markiplier breaks out the big guns: "Get blinded, you bitch! Be blinded! Yeah, that's right, suck ten thousand cocks right there, in your EYEBALLS!".In Slender: The Arrival, Part 3 when he first encounters the Slender-proxy he repeatedly states that he has a flashlight ("with your name on it!") The actual encounter is very brief, with Mark screaming the following: "You're not supposed to do that! You're supposed to be blinded - be blinded, you DICK! THIS IS NOT WORKING!".
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In later episodes of the same series he continues to apologizes for it and gives helpful suggestions on how to deal with their new resident. In another video Mark attempts to read a note in the foreign language he quips he accidentally summoned a demon into the viewer's home.Human: Well if we lay down on the floor long enough we get dirty and no one wants us.YouTube Commenter: After 5 minutes it sounds like some kind of a dark acolyte summoning a demon. Human: A deep and meaningful adventure into the day to day struggles we humans face and rising to the challenge and overcoming them through sheer strength and fortitude.Īlien: Wow, that sounds surprisingly insigh-Īlien: How is being bread going to make me better understand humans? Human: I know you’ve been having a hard time adapting to human culture so I got you this game.
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Human: It’s like replaying a moment of your childhood that brought you wonder and joy.Īlien: My childhood was full of me killing my siblings to ensure I was the primary heir to my families throne.Īlien: I do not wish to relive those moments. Human: Well if you had that basically explains the game.Īlien: Why do humans get so excited for buying a remaster of a game they had as a child? Human: You ever look at a weapon and think “I wonder if I can fuck it?” Human: I guess, but only if you liked eating people.Īlien: What the hell is a boyfriend dungeon? Human: Why are you so obsessed with this game?Īlien: Because you get to play an aquatic animal that eats people. Human: Women can do that without psychic powers anyways.Īlien: What exactly are these heroes avenging again? Human: That’s a bit extreme don’t you think?Īlien: I just watched this little girl turn a man into paste with her mind. Human: The same reason farmers keep dairy cows.Īlien: Why do the characters look like they are made out of melted plastic?Īlien: Should that not mean they are meant to look better?Īlien: So the main villain is a little girl?Īlien: If we have a daughter I am putting her up for adoption. Human: The developer would say something like “It’s so they can move easier.”Īlien: That sounds about as rational as them saying it was because she needs to breathe through her skin.Īlien: So the game is based around the lore of the horsemen, yes?Īlien: Then why did they make the games out of order? Human: It’s some really nice wood though.Īlien: If the kingdom is under fire, why do the females wear such little armor? Human: Well they are the only ones with keys to open them.Īlien: I am currently wielding a sword that can rip the souls out of bodies, yet I lack the means to open a lock for a chest made of wood? Human: Ugh, they chose a terrible time to launch thisĪlien: Why must I sell the treasure chests to get money?Īlien: Would not the chests contents be of more value? Human: By my guess worms infected with a virus.Īlien: So those crazy red hat websites were telling the truth after all…… Human: You give money to a female to make her happy.Īlien: Is that not what you call a human relationship?
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